Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Mercury Is in Retrograde

"Mercury is in Retrograde Tour 2k9" hit a vehicular snag on Monday when our 15 passenger van, The White Whale, failed to start in the City Beautiful: scenic, cobblestoned downtown Orlando. Thus, Plan B has been enacted: the purchase of a 1999 conversion van, which comes with exciting features such as a television and working windshield wipers and a functioning ignition system. Tonight: Jacksonville! Wish us well!


  1. I wish you a new ignition system.

  2. I love the subject of this post. This has been my excuse for EVERYTHING that has been going wrong since May 7th....
    BUT have no fear, my dear vangloria, Mercury turns direct on SaturdaY!!!!!!